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THIS IS A REMINDER TO ALL THE WOMEN MEMBERS.
NOT ALL CLOTHES FOR WOMEN COULD BE USED.
IT MUST BE MODEST.


LET US BE REMINDED  

In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

LET US NOT SERVE OUR OWN INTEREST AND OWN DESIRE.
LET US NOT INSIST WHAT WE WANT.


bato-bato sa langit ang tamaan ..... MAGBAGO!!!!

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln ‘s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named ‘Ford.’ Kennedy was shot in a car called ’ Lincoln’ made by ‘Ford.’

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the kicker…

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Just move your mouse around the screen - There really isn’t a point to this other than to make something that looks neat. 
Really quite entertaining -
Click on the little circles on the bottom to change the lines it makes (:

 1. Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled ’ Gentlemen Only..Ladies Forbidden’..and thus the word GOLF entered into the English Language.

 2. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

 3. Everyday more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

 4. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

 5. The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this…) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

 6. Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
    A. Obsession
 7. I n the 1400’s a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have “the rule of thumb”.

 8. Coca-Cola was originally green.

 9. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

10. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

11. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
    Spades - King David
    Hearts - Charlemagne
    Clubs -Alexander, the Great
    Diamonds - Julius Caesar

12. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

13. In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase “goodnight, sleep tight.”

14. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

15. Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter “A”?
    A. One thousand

16. Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
    A. All invented by women.

17. Q. What is the only food that doesn’t spoil?
    A. Honey

18. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

JUST LOOKING AT THESE CUTE-LITTLE-LOVELY-ADORABLE BABIES...

i feel SOOOO RELAXED!!! (corrected by ate AJ hehehe)

I Timothy 2:9
"In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;"

If you're stuck on a plane with an annoying guy sitting next to you...

    1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

    2. Remove your laptop.

    3. Start it up.

    4. Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.

    5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky  and move your lips like you are praying.

    6. Then click here.